Drunken Conversation

Last night, LJ and I went out to our bar, Dr. J's. We got there kind of late, about midnight. (We had been watching Raising Helen until then.) But we figured, it's a good way to save money if you're only at the bar for 2 hours, right? Well, it is. But it's so awkward being the sober ones. I mean, I'm not normally completely wasted, but usually I do have a good buzz going on all night. Well, we were the only 2 sober ones there. Drunk people are morons! I ended up getting sort of buzzed by 2:30 but not very much.

Anyways... I wanted to tell you the conversation I overheard. It was between Mr. H and his pizza delivery boy.

Mr.H: (super drunk) Hey pizza boy! You're walking the wrong way.
(Pizza Boy gets sad look on face, turns around and walks towards door. The smiles and turns around and goes by Mr. H. hehe.)
Pizza Boy: Hey man. What's up.
Mr.H: You know what? You guys make great pizza.
PB: Yea, we do.
Mr.H: I love your pepperoni. They're like the best pepperoni in the world.
PB: Yea, I know. That's because we hand slice them.
Mr.H: I totally knew that! You know how I know? Because hand sliced pepperoni always curl up at the edges after you bake them. That's how you can tell.
PB: Right? That's totally right.
(Conversation continues!)

The thing that cracks me up is, I've never met this guy before. So, they can't be super good friends or anything. But there they were... talking about pepperoni.

I'm hardcore pissed.

H totally schooled me in Risk. Seriously. That's not cool. I know it's just a game, but I'm super pissed right now. I can't even look at her right now without getting pissed off. She sits there all smug, even though she's weak as shit and any of the other players could totally take her. And than, she gets all 5 of my cards! @#$#@!%# (If you could only be inside my head, it's so much worse. I know, shut up. I'm a real sore loser.) The thing that kills me is, I was actually pretty strong. She took it upon herself to make alliances with everyone else just to get the kill. Bullshit. I don't think I can play this game anymore. Fucking motherfucker.

PS. I'm just kidding about not playing anymore. I heart you Risk!

Take this job and shove it.

Wow. It's been a whole week since I last posted. I keep trying and right as I'm hitting the post button, my computer freezes. No seriously.

Today at work I found out that I get to take a mandatory one week non paid vacation this month. Plus! I don't get to choose what week it is! It's completely random. FUN! (And by "fun" I mean "what the hell kind of a moron made this decision? I need my goddamn money to f-ing survive bitches!")

Yea, I was pissed when I found out. I mean, yes, I do hate my job more than anything. But, I still need to get paid. Am I right? Am I the only person in the world who lives paycheck to paycheck here? It's a good thing I just got my job back at Target. So for the summer at least, I can work close to full time. Maybe Target (aka the good job) will let me work a few extra days the week I have off to make up for it.

Once school starts, I'm going to have to make some decisions here about this whole customer service deal. To help me out, I'll make a pro/con list. (But since I'm not too good at computering, It might look sort of lame.)

Pro: I can do homework/study when I'm not on a call.
Con: I hate my job there.
Pro: I get paid a lot of money and have to do very little work.
Con: No seriously, I hate my job there.
Pro: I can drink coffee all day at my desk.
Con: I have to talk to people from New Jersey on a daily basis. (I hate New Jersey more than I hate my job.)
Pro: I get my very own cubicle that I can decorate any way that I want. (even though I haven't because I'm lazy. Well, I did put up a picture of me and J. Aww!)
Con: Not only do I hate my job, but for the most part, I hate the people I work with. There's this girl who sits sort of next to me that I absolutely cannot stand. Just thinking about her makes me want to growl. (grrr...)
Pro: I can play on the internets all day.
Con: The man took away my access to almost all the blogs I read. Stupid the man.
Pro: I'm out.
Con: Yea, me too.

Alright. So there you go. I'd take a vote, but I know only about 2 people read this and it would end up being a tie anyways.

Brother Bear

I just finished watching Brother Bear. I swear to jebus that movie had the funniest scene I have ever seen. I'll go over it soon. But first, I wanted to point out some other rockin' aspects of this movie.

Ok, first, it's animated. That's a 2 thumbs up right there. (And might I add, it's hand drawn. None of this computer animation bullshit.)

Second, there are 2 moose (mooses? meece?) in the movie for comic relief or something. But the cool thing is, they're voiced by Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas. You know... the guys from Strange Brew? And they do the same sort of accent. It was great.

Third, it's about bears. I love bears.

Ok. So the funny scene... I'll try to explain it the best I can. It actually wasn't a scene but a clip/outtake at the end of the movie when they were rolling credits. It was animated though... but in the outtake style I guess. Ok, here goes:

Big Bear and Little Bear are looking at a wall of ice. It has sort of a funhouse mirror effect. They look all goofy and they're making faces. The camera is focused on the wall of ice. Then, an unknown bear shows up... only he looks like a normal bear. He's not distorted. He starts to laugh at his reflection. BBear and LBear look at him and give the "what the f" expression. The camera turns around to look at all 3 bears directly and the unknown bear is all goofy looking in real life.

Haha. I laughed at that for probably 15 minutes... rewinding and rewatching. It was so funny. I'm sure it's funnier if you actually see it. I probably didn't do it justice. But, seriously yo, you should totally rent that movie. It's adorable.