Thursday, June 15, 2006

I'm 58% Wisconsin

This is from my myspace page. I think it's pretty accurate but I know for damn sure that I'm more Wisconsin than this. I think the last question: "You believe Wisconsin really is the good life and could never leave." should count for 70% of this because really, that's all that matters. It is the good life.

How Wisconsin are you?

[ ] You were born in Wisconsin
[ ] You can taste a difference in cheese or milk made somewhere else. (or have never tasted cheese or milk from somewhere else)
[ ] You own at least one tie with a or peice of jewelry with a Green Bay Packer theme.
[x] You can find and pronounce : Eau Claire, Oconomowoc, Menomonee Falls, Waukesha, La Crosse, and Fond du Lac.
[x] You can correctly spell Milwaukee.
Total: 2

[x] You know what "bubbler" means.
[x] Your pretty sure your family will dis-own you if you stop being a Packer fan.
[x] When the weather hits 0 degrees you decide that maybe it's time to get out a jacket instead of a sweatshirt.
[x] You know what a brat is, and they're at every outdoor event that your family has ever had.
[x] You know how to make a very good sled out of normal household items.
Total: 5

[ ] You family owns a "winter car" while the "good one" sits in the garage from Nov-Apr. (its more like an all year round car and then when summer comes the muscle cars come out)
[ ] You put ketchup on a charcoal grilled NY strip steak.
[x] You can make sense out of the words "upnort" and "Trivers".
[x] You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin, New London & Poland all in one afternoon.
[x] At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant or cannery.
Total: 3

[ ] You consider using your life savings to go to a Packer game
[x] Down South to you means Chicago.
[x] You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
[ ] You can use the word "ya der hey" easily in a sentence
[ ] Your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.
Total: 2

[ ] You own a cheesehead
[x] You know how to polka .
[ ] You're a member of the Polar Bear Club and proud of it.
[x] You know what a FIB is and can spot them a mile away.
[x] You think of the major four food groups as cheese, beer, brats and sausages.
Total: 3

[ ] You have eaten a cow pie at the State Fair.
[x] You know several people who have hit a deer.
[x] Your school classes were canceled because of the cold.
[ ] Your school classes were canceled because of the heat.
[x] You switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
Total: 3

[ ] There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning
[x] You have ever partied at Summerfest, Festa Italiana, German Fest, Irish Fest, or Oktoberfest.
[x]You have partied at all of the above mentioned fest and some others
[ ] You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a county fair.
[x] You have cow pharaphenilia around your house.
Total:3

[x] You measure distance in hours.
[ ] You drive at 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. (We laugh at southerners who stop driving when there's a dusting of snow. If you can't handle it, get off the road, or get run over)
[ ] You think vegetarians shouldnt be allowed in Wisconsin (if god didnt want us to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat? haha)
[x] You have once worn your Halloween costume over a snowsuit.
[x] You know what cow-tipping is.
Total: 3

[x] Its called soda.
[x] You bring your groceries home in a bag
[ ] You consider Madison exotic.
[ ] You buy cat litter every winter, but you don't own a cat.
[x] You have used your hand as a map of Wisconsin.
Total: 3

[ ] You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
[ ] You were unaware there is a legal drinking age.
[ ] You refer to the Packers as "we".
[x] You have once been to a city with more bars then stores and churches combined.
[xxxxxxx] You believe Wisconsin really is the good life and could never leave.
Total: 2

Grand Total: 29
Now Multiply by 2 and repost as "I'm ___% wisconsin"

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